I have the unfortunate responsibility to inform you that late last night, my Xbox 360 passed away in the line of duty. While I was attempting an endzone celebration after scoring a touchdown in NCAA Football 10, it flatlined (green-screened). Attempts at revival only resulted in red rings of death.
Luckily, there is a 3 year warranty on this condition, so I'll have her back in just a couple weeks (yes, Microsoft is actually very quick with this sort of thing - I had to do it about a year and a half ago as well).
In other news, the kids must now play the Wii.